goawayimdrunk:

rochasaurus:

warriormale:

Hi everybody,

So today I went on my blog to see how things look. I add around 10 to 15 posts in the morning.

What I found was pretty disturbing.

Nothing was updated since yesterday morning.

Old posts with nudity were placed in my front page, some going back 2 years.

So its very clear to me that someone has been manipulating my blog and trying hard to show that nudity (not porn – EVER) is on my blog.

They are trying hard to make me an example of what is on Tumblr.

So, my advice to all of you is to check and see if this is happening to you too,

I have deleted these front page posts, to fight Tumblr and to publicly call them on it with this post to my 47,000 followers.

I see this activity as showing Disrespect for me and my message.

I don’t tolerate Disrespect – EVER!

I fight it!

WarriorMale

Warriormale is going to destroy Tumblr like Samson did the temple.

I will die for you WarriorMale

team-mom-wannabe:

kirke-euplokamos:

firmine:

thrillingtragedy:

italianformygirlfriend:

violetbebop:

#there are many many other uses for that word 

#‘col cazzo’ – absolutely no 

#‘sticazzi’ – I don’t give a fuck #(well that last one depends on the zone where you live it can have different meanings) 

#‘sei alto un cazzo e mezzo’ – you’re very small#‘che cazzate’ – such bullshits 

#‘cazzaro’ – someone who tells bullshits 

#‘cazzone’ – a dickhead 

#‘cazzeggiare’ – the art of doing absolutely nothing useful for the society 

#‘cazzi e mazzi’ – problems of various types 

#in general in italian the male genitalia tends to mean a lot of different negative things #while the female genitalia is a gender neutral synonym of ‘beautiful and hot’ #pretty much the opposite of the english language #I’m ok with this

#also I’m laughing because I’m re-reading the list I’ve just wrote and if you’re italian you can pinpoint EXACTLY where I’m from just from #those words #anyway ‘cazzeggiare’ is my favorite term I think #like ‘sto cazzeggiando su tumblr’ #yeah

I’m giggling by myself bc it’s all very true and very beautiful~

All of the above! I had only room for a few examples in the picture but all of the above-mentioned ones are awesome. And there are so many more uses, you could spend the day listing them and not be done. You can even invent your own!

(also since people are going wtf about the printer: we were thinking of something you yell at, Denise said printers and yeah, we can all agree that printers came from the darkest depths of hell)

“MO SO’ CAZZI” – shit just got serious (I don’t know if this one is used outside of Rome, though)

“cazzi amari” is a good one too

i’ve heard ‘sto cazzo used as a response to an obvious statement sometimes (but it might have been a language trend from a few years since I haven’t heard it in a long time) along the lines of captain obvious

we also say “sentirsi un cazzo e mezzo/tre cazzi e mezzo” (to feel like a dick and a half/three dicks and a half) here in Sicily to say that someone has a big ego but doesn’t live up to it!

“Vuoi insegnare al cazzo a pisciare?” = “you wanna teach the cock how to pee?” = You’re “”“"mansplaining”“”“ to a person who knows way more than you on the topic

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.

R2, beeping furiously while C-3PO trips and falls down a sand dune: “IT’S NOT FUCKING NUDE FLESH YOU PIECE OF SHIT DROID!!!”

C-3PO meets a naked Twi’lek and doesn’t react at all. R2D2 asks him why he isn’t scandalized by blue tiddy. C-3PO looks around, confused. What tiddy? He sees no tiddy.