I’m giggling by myself bc it’s all very true and very beautiful~
All of the above! I had only room for a few examples in the picture but all of the above-mentioned ones are awesome. And there are so many more uses, you could spend the day listing them and not be done. You can even invent your own!
(also since people are going wtf about the printer: we were thinking of something you yell at, Denise said printers and yeah, we can all agree that printers came from the darkest depths of hell)
“MO SO’ CAZZI” – shit just got serious (I don’t know if this one is used outside of Rome, though)
“cazzi amari” is a good one too
i’ve heard ‘sto cazzo used as a response to an obvious statement sometimes (but it might have been a language trend from a few years since I haven’t heard it in a long time) along the lines of captain obvious
we also say “sentirsi un cazzo e mezzo/tre cazzi e mezzo” (to feel like a dick and a half/three dicks and a half) here in Sicily to say that someone has a big ego but doesn’t live up to it!
“Vuoi insegnare al cazzo a pisciare?” = “you wanna teach the cock how to pee?” = You’re “”“"mansplaining”“”“ to a person who knows way more than you on the topic
C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.
R2, beeping furiously while C-3PO trips and falls down a sand dune: “IT’S NOT FUCKING NUDE FLESH YOU PIECE OF SHIT DROID!!!”
C-3PO meets a naked Twi’lek and doesn’t react at all. R2D2 asks him why he isn’t scandalized by blue tiddy. C-3PO looks around, confused. What tiddy? He sees no tiddy.