Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength
THE GUY AT THE END
Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.
Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down.
Don’t forget absurd back flexibility
Ok but they were like so unimpressed with that last guy. Meanwhile I’m gonna have to go get a crane to pick my jaw up off the floor
Tumblr really shat the bed and as you can probably see from what I like to post, I won’t be nearly as active on here anymore. My nsfw blog at suzannartafterdark will be defunct. I’ll keep this one up and will likely still have things to post from time to time, but go follow me on twitter @suzann_art from now on if you want the full content.
You can find the above message at the tumblr help center.
I’ll be deleting this blog once I get everything downloaded just for posterity, but I want to thank all of you for all of your amazing support– It’s been a few years since I started this up and it’s been just the best thing to be able to share all of this with you. Thank you again
❤️
We’re still full horny on twitter though so catch me at @suzann_art
If I end up on another site that allows us to post spicy art as god intended, I’ll definitely let you know.
For further clarifiation since people seem to think (due to the onflicting wording) that it only applies to photos and video. It also applies to artwork:
Hey Tumblr staff, you know what is evolution? The same people who have been on this site since the age of 15 are now the people you’re trying to purge for being adults. That’s not evolution, it’s killing off your old. You’re not evolving, you’re trying to save face with censorship over your lack of proper action towards accounts that exploit the weaknesses you left in your own systems for human verification. Instead of checking who you were letting in the door when you said ‘human only’, you’re kicking out everyone who looks too old to be in your kids-friendly club because now they like adult content.