whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image
WONDER WOMAN IS TRANS
HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS
HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS WONDER WOMAN IS A CANON TRANS LADY
IVE NEVER FELT MORE AWAKE IN MY LIFE WONDER WOMAN CONFIRMED TRANS LADY HALF OF THE AMAZONIANS ARE CONFIRMED TRANS ALL THE CIS PEOPLE OFFENDED BY THIS CAN SUCK MY ASS
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WELL SHIT WHAT DO YA KNOW BITCHES???? READ IT AND WEEP TRANSPHOBES!!!!!
This is why the emphasis on “border security” will never cease to baffle me.
I can see why people would want to create borders and set rules for when people can cross them, but the idea that revising them is horrifying *unless* we’re among them stricter just confuses me so much.
Why’s it always a goddamn mad wizard? I want to see other classes build dungeons.
The mad fighter’s dungeon, which is a tactical nightmare of Tucker’s Kobold proportions.
A mad sorcerer’s dungeon, which is like a wizard dungeon but she has to make it using only 15 spells so it’s kind of predictable and crap.
A mad bard’s dungeon, which is that giant floor piano from Big but as a puzzle. And there’s just a gynosphinx dishing out lame riddles. Ad naseum.
A barbarian’s dungeon, which is just a hole in the ground with spikes. And he’s just there.
A mad thief’s dungeon is one where you think you know what to expect – whirring blades, narrow walkways, treasure chests rigged to explode. But it seemed like a pretty bland dungeon at first – just endlessly curving passageways carved into rock with the occassional security spell to bypass. It was weird, but nothing that an entire party of adventurers would have trouble with.
You break through the steel wall encasing what you thought was the mastermind’s lair, and realise that the thief isn’t there – it’s the city bank’s vault!
Your spells and weapons have carved a path from the dungeon entrance out in the woods all the way here, and the mad thief has been making Hide checks every few minutes to stealth alongside the party every step of the way, emerging only to claim the loot for themselves. The treasure vanishes before your very eyes, just in time for the bank’s guards to open the vault and see your party awkwardly standing around.
A theif’s dungeon would be the worst. The one who goes in and disarms the traps? Yeah, that’s the guy that knows how to make the traps impossible to disarm, the locks uncrackable, the poison darts murderous.
I couldn’t come up with a thief’s dungeon joke, because every other class is a tresspasser in the dungeon. The rogue is the dungeoneer. It’s the ol’ briar patch, and if you hear of a dungeon made by a retired assassin or thief, do not go near it.
A super annoying dungeon filled with elaborate traps, all very hard to disarm, but non-lethal. If you trigger a trap, in addition to any unpleasant condition you find yourself into, a
Magic Mouth appears and insults you.
And it’s not just the traps, getting anywhere is a challenge, there are puzzles to solve and walls to scale and poles to climb and ropes to balance on. More Magic Mouths appear and tell you you’re too slow, too clumsy, hurry up, be smarter!
Turns out it’s a Master Thief’s private gym. They’re doing this in their spare time for practice and fun. The final room is not a treasure vault, it’s a lavish jacuzzi. It’s got superb booze, a small eclectic library, and a selection of strange items that you suspect are sex toys. Also plenty of art objects, and precisely zero coins. You are infuriated. But you soak in, and damn that feels good.
You lay back, look up, and see a large mirror on the ceiling, inscribed with a stolen quote.
We deserve the warmth of baths. May the days be aimless.
Do not advance the action according to a plan.
gay trans men do not get to be “stereotypically” or “flamboyantly” gay like cis gay men are. if a gay trans man were interested in things such as fashion, drag, shopping, or traditionally “feminine” behavior that cis gay men partook in, he would face backlash. trans men are forced to perform hypermasculinity in an attempt to prove their transness and any deviation from that is seen as them being “not really trans”. so if a gay trans man were to be effeminate or “stereotypically” gay, he would face transphobia send tweet
I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several “I don’t want to talk to you, please go away” for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.
Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you
Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to.
I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick. His friend says to him, “You don’t have anything she wants to see.” and apologized. It was pretty awesome.
this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, “not all men do that”
Tired But Wired 